“You have but mistook me all the while... I live by bread like you, taste grief, feel want, need friends. Conditioned thus how can you call me king?” WantNeedsFeelsGriefLike YouKingsTasteBreadLive ByCall MeFriend In Need Author:William Shakespeare
“I've got girlfriends who call me 'Raye' or 'L. Raye', but when somebody calls me 'Lisa', it's like, 'You've got two more times to say that and then I think you're disrespecting me and I'm going to have to cut you!'” ThinkingTwoCuttingLike YouGirlfriendCall MeMore Time Author:LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
“You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.” PeopleKnowsFactsPresidentMorningDogLike YouOne DayWake UpPressesVicesChainsGet AwayCall MeConferencesKill MeVice PresidentJenniferPress Conferences Author:Carol Leifer
“Just because you "liked" my picture, doesn't mean you shouldn't call me and ask me how I'm doing. You know what's funny? If you ever owe someone a call, and it's something you're trying to avoid, notice how many times they "like" your photos until you call them back. It's an alarm, and people abuse that. They know you can see that. They know you'll see their name.” PeopleIfsKnowsTryingMeanAsksNamesLike YouAbuseAsk MeCall MeAlarmsDoing You Author:Derek Waters
“I love belts. My husband always jokes with me, because he always calls me out on my belts, he's always like, "Just belt it, like you always say."” Love IsLike YouHusbandJokesCall MeMy HusbandBelts Author:Olivia Palermo