“If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.” IfsTryingLittlesBehindsCuttingCoupleJokesLet MeHeyStinkMassageStitches Author:Wanda Sykes
“It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.” PeopleLooksLittlesStatesCoursesNextBitsUnitedDealsUnited StatesLittle BitJokesFairsVoteObviousCriminalsCampaignsAdvertisingBest ThingsVoters Author:Frank Zappa
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.” LifeLittlesGodBigsReligionLordFoolForgivenessJokesForgivingTheeAprilPranksApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayFunny April Fools DayFunny April FoolsFool Me Author:Robert Frost