“If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there” IfsLooksStillsFunnyHumorousWittyNow And ThenCowboyHerdsOld WestCowboy WisdomCowgirls Author:Will Rogers
“We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly.” WantGivingLooksFactsHumorousSeasonsHolidayBowlsJellyJollySlugsGift Giving Author:Dave Barry
“If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much; But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.” IfsWayGivingLooksMayNightFunAmountBedTenHumorousMarkDamnParksGet Back Book:Dorothy Parker Source: Dorothy Parker