“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” FeelsFunnyLyingPsychologyCrazyDyingStupidHealthSillyWellnessSomedayHospitalsNutsHealth And WellnessWorld Health Author:Redd Foxx
“After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.” ThinkingWantYearsFunnyLyingWomenAnswersInspiringFoodConversationCookingStartingInsightSurfaceCulinaryChocolateScratchesAnniversaryWomen WantBrowniesYummyFunny ChocolateYears Of MarriageSweets And DessertsScratching The Surface Author:Mel Gibson
“I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.” YearsFunnyScienceLyingUniverseFoundMillionsWeight Author:Bill Maher