“It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way.” WayTryingCountryLyingTravelAssumingWitnessBagsFunny TravelNaiveBribeInvestigators Author:Jim Garrison
“We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability to bore, their luxuriant fertility of imagination, their startling, brilliant, overwhelming mendacity.” LyingImaginationAbilityTravelBrilliantVanityOverwhelmingBoresTravelerFertilityDrivelMendacity Author:Mark Twain
“some travelers are drawn forward by a goal lying before them in the way iron is drawn to the magnet. Others are driven on by a force lying behind them. In such a way the bowstring makes the arrow fly.” WayLyingForceGoalBehindsTravelDrivenIronTravelerArrowsMagnet Author:Isak Dinesen
“The greatest mercy, I have often thought, of the Mediterranean coast lies in its mosquitoes. Did we not suffer from their unwelcome attention, we could not bear our holidays to end.” EndsLyingSufferingAttentionBearsTravelMercyHolidayCoastMosquitoesUnwelcome Book:Pavements at Anderby: tales of Source: Pavements at Anderby: tales of
“You can pack a bag and take a plane somewhere, anywhere, and when you get there and open the bag - lying right on top will be whatever you're running away from. The very first thing you'll have to unpack.” FirstsRunningLyingTravelPlanesBagsRunning AwayPacks Author:Mary McMullen
“The laws all true wanderers obey are these: 'Thou shalt not eat nor drink more than thy share,' 'Thou shalt not lie about the places thou hast visited or the distances thou hast traversed.” LawLyingShareDrinkTravelDistanceWanderers Book:The Secret of the Sahara: Kufara Source: The Secret of the Sahara: Kufara