“I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.” PeopleDecisionTeamMembersSorryClubsElitesI'm SorryMascots Author:Tucker Max
“Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of course, since the nuclear family has traditionally served to enslave womyn, instill a self-righteous moralism in its members, and imprint rigid notions of heterosexualist roles onto the next generation. [They named] their offspring the non-gender-specific "Baby.” LittlesSelfPoliticalCoursesNextRolesGenerationsBabyMembersNotionSorryGenderNuclearFairyFairy TaleRighteousNext GenerationPolitical CorrectnessOffspringCottagesInstillSelf RighteousNuclear FamiliesMoralismGoldilocks Author:James Finn Garner
“Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.” MaySaidHumorFunnyPleaseMembersSorryLiarsSpeakersHonorablePunctuationI Am SorryAm Sorry Author:Richard Brinsley Sheridan
“The Senate wants you to know how terribly, sincerely sorry they are even though not a single member of today's Senate was even in office the last time America saw a lynching. Some were not even born. But that's the way we prefer our apologies in American politics. We don't apologize for our own sins.” KnowsWayWantTodayLastsAmericaBornSinKnow HowSawsMembersOfficeSorrySenateApologyApologizingLast TimeAmerican PoliticsSincerelyLynching Author:Mona Charen
“I am sorry they began their deliberations by so abominable a precedent as that of tying up the tongues of their members. Nothing can justify this example but the innocence of their intentions and ignorance of the value of public discussions. I have no doubt that all their other measures will be good and wise. It is really an assembly of demigods.” ValuesDoubtWiseExampleIgnoranceMembersIntentionSorryTongueBe GoodInnocenceDiscussionNo DoubtJustifyAssemblyPrecedentI Am SorryDeliberationAm SorryDemigods Book:Memoirs, 2: Correspondence and Private Papers Source: Memoirs, 2: Correspondence and Private Papers
“I find it disturbing that no member of the Senate Armed Services Committee is willing to acknowledge that record of failure and to ask our next secretary of defense what he proposes to do to amend that sorry record.” NextAsksRecordsWillingMembersSorryDefenseAcknowledgeSenateSecretaryCommitteesDisturbingProposeArmed Services Author:James Mattis