“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.” MenHomeLawMotherFoundWifeOne DayBedMen And WomenMy WifeBrokeIn-lawsBroke UpMother In Law Author:Lenny Bruce
“For the marriage bed ordained by fate for men and women is stronger than an oath and guarded by Justice.” MenJusticeMarriageFateBedMen And WomenStrongerOathGuarded Author:Aeschylus
“Indeed, men never know how to love. nothing satisfies them. All they know is to dream, to imagine new duties, to look for new countries and new homes. While we women, we know that we must hasten to love, to share the same bed, hold hands, and fear absence. When we women love, we dream of nothing.” KnowsMenLoveLooksCountryHomeDreamHandsKnow HowImagineShareDutyBedMen And WomenAbsenceHolding HandsHow To LoveNew Home Author:Albert Camus
“I think that if most guys in America could somehow get their fave-rave poster girl in bed and have total license to do whatever they wanted with this legendary body for one afternoon, at least 75 percent of the guys in the country would elect to beat her up.” IfsThinkingMenCountryBodyWantedAmericaGuyGirlBedBeatsPercentMen And WomenAfternoonLicensePostersLegendaryRaveFave Author:Lester Bangs
“[Milton's] argument is (a) St. Augustine was wrong in thinking God's only purpose in giving Adam a female, instead of a male, companion, was copulation. For (b) there is a "peculiar comfort" in the society of man and woman "beside, (i.e. in addition to, apart from) the genial bed"; and (c) we know from Scripture that something analogous to "play" or "slackening the cords" occurs even in God. That is why the Song of Songs describes a thousand raptures...far on the hither side of carnal enjoyment.” ThinkingKnowsMenGivingPlayPurposeSongSidesComfortThousandBedMen And WomenFemaleArgumentMalesScriptureEnjoymentCompanionPeculiarAdamRaptureCordsMiltonAugustineThinking God Author:C. S. Lewis
“Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.” MenNeedsDifferencesBedDrawsMen And WomenFeministSpotsDistinctionFurious Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Something happens in the middle when women are in their 30s, and we can start with an array of things that happen, whether it is - you hope this doesn't exist any longer - but overt discrimination; whether it's subtle gender discrimination, which absolutely does exist among men and women; whether it's the fact that it gets hard to juggle at that point children, housework, etc. But people still have to go home and cook the dinner and clean the dishes and get the beds made and so on. And so, for a whole bunch of reasons, women tend to fall out in their 30s still today.” PeopleMenChildrenDoeMadeStillsHardReasonWholeFactsHomeHappensTodayFallMiddleBedMen And WomenCleanGenderDinnerThings HappenDiscriminationBunchCooksEtcSubtleDishesHouseworkGender Discrimination Author:Sallie Krawcheck
“Equality is not possible. The pursuit of equality, however, people really love that. For some reason, people attach the most wonderful of motives to people who say they see all this inequality out there and need to fix it. It's just not fair. You'll hear it manifest itself in discussions about the so-called widening gap between the rich and the poor or the widening gap between men and women. It's like actually two twin beds.” PeopleMenNeedsTwoReasonPoorRichWonderfulBedMen And WomenFairsPursuitInequalityDiscussionMotiveGapsManifestTwinsNot Fair Author:Rush Limbaugh
“If she were here I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her. I would hold her so close she'd beg me to let her breathe. I'd kiss her so hard she'd plead for mercy. I'd unfasten her clothing and lie with her onthat hard bed, and what was between us would be as far above the ordinary congress between man and woman as the stars are above their pale reflections in the lake below.” IfsMenHardHandsWould BeAbleLyingStarsBedKissingOrdinaryReflectionMen And WomenMercyCongressBreatheLakesClothingsPale Book:Heir to Sevenwaters Source: Heir to Sevenwaters
“The black masses want not to be shrunk from as though they are plague-ridden. They want not to be walled up in slums, in the ghettos, like animals. They want to live in an open, free society where they can walk with their heads up, like men, and women! Few white people realize that many black people today dislike and avoid spending more time than they must about white people. This 'integration' image, as it is popularly interpreted, has millions of vain, self-exalted white people convinced that black people want to sleep in bed with them - and that's a lie!” PeopleMenWantSelfTodayLyingBlackRealizingSleepWhiteWalksAnimalMillionsBedMassMen And WomenSpendingConvincedVainMore TimeBlack PeopleDislikeIntegrationPlagueGhettoExaltedFree SocietySlumsHeads UpWant To Sleep Author:Malcolm X
“In the end, for all our differences and conflicts, most women and men share the same food, work, shelter, bed, life, joy, anguish, and fate. We need each other.” MenNeedsEndsJoyDifferencesFateShareBedConflictMen And WomenShelterAnguishWe Need Each Other Book:A Voice Crying in the Wilderness Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness