“I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.” HumorPoliticalHateMessagesProgramDollarsCoreSpiteFundPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.” NeedsHelpingHumorPoliticalJesusEnergyChristAnswersMessagesAdultsResourcesDeedsHelping OthersRecognitionOfficialsAppropriateUrgesTexasGovernorsVolunteerJuneAprilSignaturesYoungstersPolitical HumorTexanThose In Need Author:George W. Bush
“Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.” WorldHumorPoliticalMessagesPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.” PeopleWantIdeasHumorPoliticalClearMessagesRidiculousAdsPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."” WorldLooksKindDoeTwoHumorFunnyFightingAnimalStupidBearsCitizensMessagesFruitStealingFlagsAnthemImitatingWild AnimalNational AnthemPineapplesBelarus Author:Bill Bailey
“This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."” HumorFunnyPastColdPleaseMessagesToneJust One Author:Bill Bailey