“Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married.” PeopleMayLittlesEasyMissingGayMarriedCaliforniaChickensFloridaGay PeoplePiggyRest EasyMiss Piggy Author:Samantha Ronson
“One more item for the delusional Miss Grundys still obtusely citing Reagan as their model of “niceness”: As governor of California, Reagan gave student protesters at Berkeley the finger. Remember that next time you ask yourself: “What would Reagan do?” People who are afraid of ideas whitewash Reagan like they whitewash Jesus. Sorry to break it to you, but the Reagan era did not consist of eight years of Reagan joking about his naps.” PeopleYearsStillsIdeasRememberNextAsksJesusBreakMissingStudentsModelsFingersSorryEightErasCaliforniaGovernorsNext TimeItemsNapsDelusionalCitingBerkeleyNiceness Author:Ann Coulter
“The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.” IfsWould BeMovingMissingMy FamilyHardestCaliforniaHardest ThingHomesickConnecticut Author:Kevin Nealon
“I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California.” MissingSmokeCaliforniaRestaurantsSmoking Author:Clive James
“I'm in California, so I know people who are natives who tell me there's lots of weather here, but it's not the same as being in Vermont. Since I grew up on the East Coast I miss that weather all the time. You'd think I'd get used to not having it, but I don't.” PeopleThinkingKnowsUsedMissingGrewGrew UpEastWeatherCaliforniaCoastEast CoastVermont Author:Martha Ronk