“I used to hate being different. I used to cry. I wanted to be blonde-haired and blue-eyed like all of my girlfriends. My mom and dad would feel so badly - 'No, it's OK. You'll be happy you're different later.” FeelsDifferentWantedUsedHateCryMomDadBlueMy MomGirlfriendBlondeBeing DifferentMy GirlfriendMom And DadBlue Eyed Author:Kiana Tom
“When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.” FeltMomMy FriendsLonelyMy MomGirlfriend Author:Niall Horan
“I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.” SaidSongRoomsMomEncouragementMy MomGirlfriendClosestBeltsChicksKaraokeDixieDixie Chicks Author:Chelsea Peretti
“Spending time by myself is VERY important to me and I wake up pretty early, I wake up around 5 in the morning, and I get to have a couple hours to myself, and that is definitely I think really important to me and I think it's important for moms to have that too. And I love to carve out time for myself and sometimes I'll hang out with girlfriends, but i like to keep things pretty intimate.” ThinkingImportantSometimesHoursMorningMomCoupleWake UpSpendingIntimateGirlfriendHanging OutSpending Time Author:Nicole Richie
“She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'” HumorCareFunnyMotherCausesParentNiceMomMonthsDadMadSorryNakedThings To DoGirlfriendMailMy GirlfriendNice ThingsFuriousMessed UpI Am So Sorry Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.” IfsNeedsMightMomGirlfriendShoppingRedneckYour MomYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorChristmas Shopping Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the stuff that bothers me, so using my network - my girlfriends, my husband, my mom - I talk a lot, I vent.” PeopleKnowsWantStuffDealsMomHusbandMy MomUnhappyBotherGirlfriendMy HusbandMy Girlfriend Author:Michelle Obama
“My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.” FoundBrotherMomMy MomGirlfriendMy BrotherFuneralMy GirlfriendDespicable Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I've only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven't had much of a chance. But boy do I wish I could have lunch with my girlfriends in the middle of the afternoon. I don't remember the last time I had lunch in the afternoon with my girlfriends.” YearsTwoLastsRememberWishChanceBoysMiddleHavensMomGirlfriendTwo YearsLunchAfternoonLast TimeMy Girlfriend Author:Mila Kunis
“I never fit in with my peer group. I never hung out with kids my age - I always wanted to hang out with my mom and her girlfriends.” KidsAgeWantedGroupsMomFitMy MomGirlfriendHanging OutHungPeersPeer Group Author:Jessica Alba
“I love Maude Pearson character from Agel. I love that she walls her son up because he has a girlfriend! In fact, I have that clip on my reel - her walling him up and saying, "What are you going to do about that streetwalker now? You belong to me! What are you going to do?" And did you know the ghost mom has her own Angel trading card?” CharacterSonWallMomAngelGhostGirlfriendTrading Author:Beth Grant
“Basically what my mom told me - I was extremely shy, I didn't have any girlfriends 'til I was 21 - my mom would see me suffering and tell me, "Just focus on your school, study very hard, and some day you will be successful and you can use all the resources that you have to a dating advantage." Ultimately, I took that advice and turned it into dating sites.” SchoolSufferingStudySuccessfulFocusAdviceMomDatingMy MomGirlfriendBeing SuccessfulShy Author:Brandon Wade