“My father was a sailor and our summer vacations were always on a sailboat. I had a little boat before I had a moped.” LittlesFatherSummerBoatVacationSailorSailboatSummer VacationMopeds Author:Ernesto Bertarelli
“Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly. ... we tickle ourselves in order to laugh; to so low an ebb are we reduced.” WantShouldBookOrderLaughingLowsRainBoredomOccupationAmusementIncessantlyMopeds Author:Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne
“When I was 17 me and my friend had mopeds. We used to play a game where we would close our eyes and drive while counting to the highest number we could. Once I got to eight, and that was pretty much the most stupid thing I've ever done in my life. I ended up on the other side of the road.” DonePlayEyeUsedGamesSidesNumbersStupidHighestMy FriendsEightCountingStupid ThingsMopeds Author:Jason Flemyng
“I could probably live in Bali the rest of my life and completely live in the sticks and have a f - king moped and make a record every couple of years and not step in public and break even like I do anyway. That's really tempting.” YearsStepsBreakRecordsCoupleKingsSticksTemptingBaliBreak EvenMopeds Author:Ben Folds
“If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.” IfsGuyBehaviorFatsIf I CouldMopeds Author:Demetri Martin
“Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.” GuyCarCablesLarryPixarSidekicksMopeds Author:Andy Kindler
“[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really. I can buy them Christmas presents, but there is no way to send them. Sometimes I feel like I should be able to walk into the next room and there they will be, but they won't. These people do not exisit as flesh and blood, but there are different kinds of reality, and there are days when imagination feels very, very real.” PeopleWayFeelsShouldKindI CanDifferentRealSometimesRealityAbleLastsNextImaginationWalksRoomsBloodFleshDamnDifferent KindsFlesh And BloodChristmas PresentMopeds Author:Laurell K. Hamilton
“Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was pissed off at me! It was all that time I spent in the hospital wasn't it? Or was it the wrecks? But I only tore up one car last time! And that wasn't my fault!” GivingLastsCarHappeningsFaultsWheelsHospitalsCriedLast TimeWrecksPissed OffMopeds Author:Jennifer Rardin
“I don't think my moped could outrun a cheetah.” ThinkingRunningOutrunCheetahsMopeds Author:Jonathan Messinger
“I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.” KnowsYearsRoomsPartyMiddleCarKeysCar KeysMopeds Author:Victoria Wood