“People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in my contract that said I had to weigh in at 270 every Friday morning. I always made it. I'd have dinner on Monday, and then I wouldn't eat until Friday.” PeopleIfsWellsMadeSaidMorningHellPlayerDinnerMade ItContractsVegetablesMondayFridayOverweightClausesFriday Morning Author:Art Donovan
“There is no hell like that of a selfish heart, and there is no misfortune so great as that of not being able to make a sacrifice. These two thoughts come to me strongly this morning. It is something to have learned these truths so that we can never again doubt them.” HeartTwoAbleMorningHellDoubtSacrificeSelfishMisfortunes Author:Julia Ward Howe
“Oh, I've discarded a great many [poems]. And occasionally I've discarded and then resurrected. I would find a crumpled yellow ball of paper in the wastebasket, in the morning, and open it to see what the hell I'd been up to; and occasionally it was something that needed only a very slight change to be brought off, which I'd missed the day before.” MorningHellNeededPaperBallsGreat MenYellowDiscarded Author:Conrad Aiken
“Since when do we let the government decide what is or isn't good for us? What the hell does Congress know about nutrition, anyway?... If the government can use force whenever something is "in our best interest" then government should force everyone to wake up at 6am every morning for calisthenics in the front yard. Fast food establishments should be torn down and replaced with bars that serve carrot juice and alfalfa sprouts, since - "it's in your best interest." This paternalistic attitude that "the government knows best" and that you are merely a helpless child is insulting and reprehensible.” IfsKnowsShouldChildrenDoeUseGovernmentForceInterestAttitudeMorningHellFrontsWake UpDown AndCongressBarsEstablishmentNutritionEvery MorningReplacedHelplessYardsTornJuiceInsultingFast FoodCarrotsSproutsCalisthenics Author:Michael Badnarik
“Now, settle down, settle down. Hell, I'm an old man, it's early in the morning and I'm gathering my thoughts here.” MenAgeMorningHellOld AgeSettlingOld ManMy ThoughtsGatheringSettling Down Author:Donald Rumsfeld
“Nonfiction-wha t the hell, that just says, this is nongrapefruit we're having this morning.” MorningHellNonfiction Author:John McPhee
“The lion will lay down with the lamb...but every morning they'll have to provide a new lamb. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.” WorldMorningHellThis WorldPlanetsLaysLionsEvery MorningLambs Author:Aldous Huxley
“Two young salmon are swimming along one day. As they do, they are passed by a wiser, older fish coming the other way. The wiser fish greets the two as he passes, saying, "Morning boys, how's the water?" The other two continue to swim in silence for a little while, until the first one turns to the other and asks, "What the hell is water?"” WayFirstsLittlesTwoYoungTurnsAsksWaterSilenceBoysMorningHellOne DayFishesSwimSwimmingWiserSalmon Author:David Foster Wallace
“But the Fear (that sensation that all writers get of how the hell do words get from my puny little brain to into a book, and isn't magic somehow involved, and surely I'm not qualified to be involved in any part of that process, and I somehow managed that tomorrow, but you mean I have to do it this morning too, well how do I even start?) withdraws quite a bit when it's already light and lovely outside when I get to my desk. So I got right past that big moment today, and into the fun slide down towards the ending, yelling whee.” WellsMeanLittlesBookMomentsBigsLightTodayPastFunBitsProcessBrainMorningHellMagicTomorrowInvolvedLovelySensationsDesksQualifiedSlidesYelling Author:Paul Cornell