“It's amazing to me that not only can we put a probe around Saturn and get images of its moons, but our math and physics are so freaking accurate we can say, "Hey, you know what? On this date at this time if we turn Cassini that way we'll see a moon over 2 million kilometers away pass in front of another one nearly 3 million kilometers away." Every morning, I have a 50/50 chance of finding my keys. That kinda puts things in perspective.” IfsKnowsWayTurnsChanceMorningMillionsFrontsPerspectiveKeysMoonFindingsMathPhysicsHeyAccurateEvery MorningHey YouSaturn Author:Phil Plait
“As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love it. A great, wild, adult thing to see is the costume competition in front of the bar Oz on Bourbon early morning on Fat Tuesday.” PeopleTryingMorningStreetsFrontsAdultsCompetitionCrowdsBarsFatsHeyQuartersCostumesTuesdayEarly MorningBourbonFrench QuarterBourbon Street Author:Bryan Batt
“It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."” ThinkingFunnyPainNightSleepWatchesMorningComedyGrowingTroubleWake UpHeyEpisodesCameronGrowing PainsKirk Author:Jim Gaffigan
“You might get up in the morning and do your devotions and say a few prayers and there you go. You think you've done your connecting for the day. But you don't know how to wait before the Lord and really stop and hear from the Lord or dig deeper and walk throughout the day with the Lord. It's like sending a quick Tweet or checking your Facebook page real quick. "Hey Lord, what's going on?" But you're missing the intimacy of, "Be still and know that I am God."” ThinkingKnowsStillsRealDoneMightWaitingPrayerWalksLordMorningKnow HowMissingPagesDeeperDevotionGet UpHeyIntimacyYour FaceConnectingTweetDig DeepFacebook Page Author:Jeremy Camp
“My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, 'Hey, what's that on you paw?” SaidLightNightFoundCausesBlackMorningCatHeyStampsPaws Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“If you come over to my house, I've had a lot of people be like 'Hey...did you mean to put these in the dishwasher?' And I'm like, no they're actually supposed to be in the freezer because I use them to get rid of under-eye bags when I wake up early in the morning.” PeopleIfsMeanUseEyeHouseMorningWake UpHeySupposed To BeBagsUp EarlyDishwashersFreezer Author:Shay Mitchell
“When you start organizing a person's vitamins in the morning because you love them. "Hey, don't forget to take your vitamin C." That's love.” PersonsForgetMorningHeyVitamins Author:Matthew Moy
“Ghost Team approached me. They said, "Hey, it's mid-October, do you want to go shoot a movie on Long Island for three weeks about stupid people chasing ghosts?" I had never done anything like that before. It's kind of a mock-horror movie. What I didn't realize was the whole thing takes place at night, as a horror movie should, and so I didn't realize that we'd be working until 6 in the morning every night, or morning.” PeopleWantShouldKindLongSaidDoneWholeNightThreeRealizingMorningWeekTeamStupidHorrorGhostHeyIslandsEvery NightThey SaidChasingStupid PeopleOctoberMockLong Island Author:David Krumholtz