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“When I get up at five in the morning to go fishing, I wake my wife up and ask, 'What'll it be dear, sex or fishing?' And she says, “Don't forget your waders.'”

Asks Sex Forget Morning Five Wife Dear My Wife Get Up Fishing Forget You

Author:Robert Ruark

“Therefore bivouac we On this great, blond highway, unimpeded by Veiled scruples, worn conundrums. Morning is Impermanent. Grab sex things, swing up Over the horizon like a boy On a fishing expedition.”

Sex Boys Morning Sea Rivers Fishes Boat Lakes Fishing Horizon Swings Worn Highways Expeditions Scruples Like A Boy Conundrums

Book:Selected poems

Source: Selected poems

“American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.”

Ifs Happens Kids Night Next Sex Morning Areas Nine Noise Get Up Clock Saturday Saturday Night Rural Areas

Author:Mel Brooks

“How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?”

Happens Sex Morning Awake

Author:Marsha Warfield

“I do think that it is no surprise that, economically, America is in trouble. There's been a lot of trouble out there. More and more women have found themselves doing phone sex and things like that, to help pay bills, so that they could be two-income households. They can do these short-term jobs and still pick up their kids at school, at the end of the day, and drop them off in the morning. I find it fascinating. I'm not one to judge the people in that situation, nor would I really want to.”

“People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning.”

“The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said, I've heard that for years.”

Years Heart Said Able Sex Morning Heard My Heart Doctors Bypass Morning After

Author:David Letterman

“With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.”

Thinking Night Turns Sex Morning Wife Yeah My Wife Think Twice Turn Me

Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.”

People Want Sex Morning Kissing Queens Tigers Having Sex

Author:Julia Roberts

“Come here and take off your clothes and with them every single worry you have ever carried. My fingertips on your back will be the last thing you will feel before sleeping and the sound of my smile will be the alarm clock to you morning ears. Come here and take off your clothes and with them the weight of every yesterday that snuck atop your shoulders and declared them home. My whispers will be the soundtrack to your secret dreams and my hand the anchor to the life you will open your eyes to. Come here and take off your clothes.”

Source: Chasers of the Light

“I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, Do you really have to be here? I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex.”

Knows Needs Feels Trying Looks Kind Night Girl Sex Stuff Morning One Night Kind Of Girl One Night Stand

Author:Jessica Alba