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“This was the eighteenth day in a row that the special was Mushroom Surprise. It was called Mushroom Surprise because it would have been a surprise if anybody had ever ordered it. No one ever did—except Louis, of course. That’s why they’d had it for eighteen days. There was always plenty left over.”

School Surprise Lunch Cafeteria Mushroom

Book:Wayside School is Falling Down

Source: Wayside School is Falling Down

“In some parts it is a prevalent belief that the growth of mushrooms is influenced by the changes of the moon, and in Essex the subjoined rule is often scrupulously adhered to: ‘When the moon is at the full, Mushrooms you may freely pull But when the moon is on the wane, Wait ere you think to pluck again.”

Mythology Folklore Mushroom

Book:The Old Lore of the Moon: Lunar Folklore & Folk Wisdom

Source: The Old Lore of the Moon: Lunar Folklore & Folk Wisdom

“If you feel all damp and lonely like a mushroom, find the thick, creamy soup of joyfulness and just dive into it in order to make life tastier”

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Author:Munia Khan

“There was a bag of coffee beans beneath a harpoon gun and a frozen hunk of spinach, but there was no way to grind the beans into tiny pieces to make coffee. Near a picnic basket and a large bag of mushrooms was a jug of orange juice, but it had been close to one of the bullet holes in the trunk, and so had frozen completely solid in the cold. And after Sunny moved aside three chunks of cold cheese, a large can of water chestnuts, and an eggplant as big as herself, she finally found a small jar of boysenberry jam, and a loaf of bread she could use to make toast, although it was so cold it felt more like a log than a breakfast ingredient.”

Food Bread Breakfast Cheese Orange Juice Spinach Toast Eggplant Mushroom Coffee Beans Water Chestnuts Boysenberry Jam

Book:The Slippery Slope

Source: The Slippery Slope

“Life has changed a lot, you know. You didn't used to get all this food inside food inside food when I was a girl. The other day I was eating a mushroom and found it had been stuffed with prawns. I've got so many misgivings over this crazy, Boy. It's flying in the face of nature. A mushroom is a woodland fungus and a prawn comes from the sea. People have got no business stuffing one inside the other.”

Food Mushroom New Fangled

Book:Boy, Snow, Bird

Source: Boy, Snow, Bird

“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried, and covered in ranch, that is.”

Girlfriend Employee Immaturity Fried Food Zucchini Arrested Development Mushroom Nametag Ranch Dressing

Author:GLEN NESBITT

“Had I taken my title from the kingdom of fungi, I would have opted not for some unspectacular parasite, but rather the reishi, or Amanita virosa, or maybe the magnificent split gill, a mushroom found on every continent except Antarctica, where lichens reign. (For more on this please see Irena Rey's Kernel of Light, in my translation.) This is the least this author could have done. For the split gill can be 23,328 different sexes, each of which is able to mate with any of the 23,327 that it is not.”

Fungi Numerous Mushroom Genders

Book:The Extinction of Irena Rey

Source: The Extinction of Irena Rey

“If you step on a beautiful mushroom, it will be crushed and die! If you step on a pale weed, it will be crushed first, then it will stand up! In this universe, being sturdy is more important than being beautiful!”

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Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan