“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.” PeopleWorldFeelsHumansFeelingsHumanityNamesWorkExistenceHuman NaturePersonalityHumanToolsNeedFeelingDeadLocationWork EthicZombieAvoidedSalesFeelJordanWorkingZombiesSalesmanInfectionNameExcuse MeDead PeopleAvoidExistZombie ApocalypseWorksOverShiftPersonalitiesInfectedInfectious DiseasesToolPeople SuckSalesmenInfectiousZompocLocatedSupposed ToDead To The WorldInfected PeopleName TagNametagPaint BrushPaintbrushesUntil Then Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried, and covered in ranch, that is.” GirlfriendEmployeeImmaturityFried FoodZucchiniArrested DevelopmentMushroomNametagRanch Dressing Author:GLEN NESBITT