“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried, and covered in ranch, that is.” GirlfriendEmployeeImmaturityFried FoodZucchiniArrested DevelopmentMushroomNametagRanch Dressing Author:GLEN NESBITT
“Hidden Valley is a golf course in Springfield. Hidden Valley is also the name of a brand of ranch dressing, and that’s more suited to my game.” HumorGolfGolf CourseGolfingGolferRanchRanch DressingSpringfield Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear