“A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.” TruthHumourNailed Author:Naa Shalman
“If you can think of your lover in six senses, then I'd say you're nailed. They've got themselves wrapped around your heart. And your cock. (...) Six senses? (...) Sight, sound, taste, scent, touch, and the other, that thing you can't figure out that means everything.” LoveInspirationalLoversSensesInspirational LoveErotic RomanceFall In LoveNailed Book:Losing Me, Finding You Source: Losing Me, Finding You
“Our loved ones may be nailed in a coffin but their epitaph is nailed in our hearts. Death cannot kill love.” Loved OnesEpitaphDeath And LoveCoffinNailed Book:Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1 Source: Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1
“I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.” HumorSecretHumourFlowStealingStolenNothingPolishPolishedButterThiefFryingStealThieveryInside JokesFloatKeepingPanTeleportationNailShinyInside JokeJarod KintzFrying PanThievingNailedDicktionary Book:Nothing is here... Source: Nothing is here...