“According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.” KnowsHumorCareFunnyAmericaCitiesToo MuchNew YorkBeatsTwentiesDon't CareFifthPlaces To LiveBest PlacePittsburghCaring Too Much Author:David Letterman
“To me the biggest waste of time is commuting. First, there is no place that is less than a two-hour commute from New York. You can be half a mile outside of the city limits; you're two hours away by car. I don't care how close they tell you it is. "Oh, it's only thirty miles." Thirty miles? At 8:30 in the morning, thirty miles outside New York, you might as well be starting out in Omaha.” FirstsWellsTwoMightCareHoursCitiesHalfMorningCarNew YorkLimitsWasteStartingDon't CareMilesI Don't CareThirtyWasting TimeStarting OutOmahaCommuting Author:Fran Lebowitz
“If I keep going outside, I get distracted - and all these lunches and things I get invited to, I just don't care. I just want to make the work. New York is very distracting.” IfsWantCareNew YorkDon't CareKeep GoingLunchInvitedDistracted Author:Kesh
“I don't care if New York avoided bankruptcy by substituting tourism for the garment business.” IfsCareNew YorkDon't CareI Don't CareAvoidedGarmentsTourismBankruptcy Author:Fran Lebowitz
“Boston fans - and New York fans are the same - it doesn't matter what you do outside of baseball, they don't forgive or forget that you play in pinstripes and they don't care about your interests off the field.” MatterPlayCareInterestForgetFansNew YorkFieldsBaseballForgivingDon't CareBoston Author:Bronson Arroyo