“Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.” NewsCrossesDesertTexasGood NewsCamelsOasis Author:Molly Ivins
“Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.” BigsLastsNightGuyTurnsRepublicanNewsSmartDebateTexasGovernorsLast NightBig News Author:Jimmy Fallon
“President Bush's emergency declaration for the State of Texas is great news for the people and communities that have experienced the devastating wildfires firsthand. Already, communities have rallied to help neighbors in need.” PeopleNeedsStatesHelpingPresidentCommunityNewsNeighborTexasDeclarationEmergenciesPresident BushWildfiresGreat News Author:Randy Neugebauer
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