“...and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of billions of tiny units of protoplasm, called "cells"! And what is even more interesting, the ones on the outside are all dying! This is a fact. Your skin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran cells, who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices with nice views,are constantly being shoved out the window head first, without so much as a pension plan,by younger hotshot cells moving up from below.” WayFirstsHumansMadeFactsMovingInterestingViewsNicePlansModernDyingOfficeWindowSkinsBillionsTinyCellsCorporationsAggressiveUnitsVeteranPensionMoving UpPension Plans Author:Dave Barry
“By nice women . . . you probably mean selfish women who have no more thought for the underprivileged, overworked women than a pussycat in a sunny window for the starving kitten in the street. Now in that sense I am not a nice woman, for I do care.” MeanCareWomenNiceStreetsWindowSelfishStarvingSunnyKittenUnderprivilegedI Do Care Book:In Times Like These Source: In Times Like These
“I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when Im looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline.” FeelsWritingViewsCreativeNiceFeetNew YorkBedWindowTablesCoffeeCouchesSkylines Author:Gary Shteyngart
“When the days start to get shorter, I want to be in some nice brick building on the East Coast with the lights glowing in the windows. When the daylight starts changing, I want to be out West.” WantLightNiceBuildingWindowWestEastCoastBricksGlowingDaylightEast CoastSome Nice Author:Ian Frazier
“When I went to work in a studio, I took my pride and made a nice little ball of it and threw it right out the window.” LittlesMadeNicePrideWindowBallsStudios Author:Dorothy Arzner
“I had a weird one a few years ago when I woke up one night, went to the window and saw a girl sitting on the kerb across the road just staring at me. Freaky. We get nice gifts for the kids too. And I've had naughty things. Let's say objects.” YearsKidsNightGirlSawsNiceObjectsSittingYears AgoWindowStaringOne NightNaughtyFreakyNaughty Things Author:Peter Andre
“No windows give a better view than those a man brings with him in his head, not asking for tickets of admission, since at all functions, festivals, or feasts he looks out with the same nice self-composure.” MenGivingLooksSelfViewsNiceWindowFunctionAskingTicketsFestivalsAdmissionComposure Author:Pedro Calderon de la Barca
“I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.” IfsWorldTryingRealEasyNiceSeaOceanWindowYeahPlanesBeing NiceFlewAirlineWhalesSouthwest Airlines Author:Robert Schimmel