Quotessence
Home / Topics / Nice Quotes

Nice Quotes

Browse 5649 quotes about Nice.

Related topics

PeopleThinkingIfsBeing NiceKnowsWantWayVery NiceGuyKindFeelsReally NiceNice ThingsLittlesWorldWould BeLooksTryingWellsMeanSaidMenPersonsSometimesI CanGirlYearsWritingGivingNice GuyRealFirstsDifferentStillsBigsHomePlayLongAbleShowsShouldBitsNeedsFeelingsTwoKidsMadeHouseNice PeopleFunCharacterBeautifulEnoughBookFilmEnjoyHardMightChildrenDoneHappensJobsImportantSeemsActorsMindWantedBelieveDoeIdeasEndsHas BeensFansNice DayUsedCareHelpingMomentsStuffHumansFacesSongStoriesCarRememberHandsWholeFactsEyeReasonRunningTogetherYoungNice PersonUseEasyLaughingCountryFunnyInterestingmore

Nice Quotes

“There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok, can we get 8 of those please, give us 8 of those." There's the other one, you know, where you go "Ga... bt... Jesus, WHAT is that?" Very, very occasionally I concede you will hit a subtle one. You know, where you go "Ga... ba... ah, actually that's not that bad, that is. It's quite nice."”

KnowsGivingWellsTwoHumorFunnyJesusNiceTypeDrinkPleaseWineSubtle
Author:Dylan Moran
Create image

“You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.”

ThinkingKnowsPersonsHas BeensArtHumorFunnyTalkingNiceModernLike YouListeningEuropeTheaterYeahCriticalGermanyAffable
Author:Dylan Moran
Create image

“People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your hotel. On your arrival, you get $100 in quarters. Take that $100 back to your hotel room and stare at it for a long, long time. Why? Because you're never going to see them again. Then you take those quarters to the bathroom and you flush them, one by one by one. And the nice thing about that is that every so often the toilet will back up, and you'll feel like a WINNER!”

PeopleKnowsFeelsLongHumorFunnyRoomsNiceLong TimeWinnerStaringHotelQuartersBathroomToiletsVegasNice ThingsArrivalsHotel RoomsCasinos
Author:Lewis Black
Create image

“She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'”

HumorCareFunnyMotherCausesParentNiceMomMonthsDadMadSorryNakedThings To DoGirlfriendMailMy GirlfriendNice ThingsFuriousMessed UpI Am So Sorry
Author:Anthony Jeselnik
Create image