“How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.” GovernmentLastsNightPresidentHalfAudienceSpeechDeserveOkayIdolsLast NightHeartedApplauseAmerican IdolHalf Hearted Author:Jay Leno
“You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous, little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Okay? Just cut 'em off, let 'em go through the hot flashes, let 'em just sit there and complain about hormone therapy, okay? Just take the ovaries and get it over with. Because they don't deserve to have estrogen. They really don't. It's a privilege.” KnowsNeedsLittlesCuttingDeserveOkayHotPrivilegeConservativeComplainingTherapyEmsOrgansFlashFabulousHormonesEstrogenOvariesBeing OkayHot Flashes Author:Randi Rhodes
“The way I'm doing it is I'm trying to think to myself, "Okay, I have the name Superman, and he's going to be a guy that deserves the name 'Superman.' I'm trying to forget about Krypton, about The Daily Planet what would I do if I was thinking it up?" I can do it any way at all..I can make him an Eskimo midget who's toothless and blind... I can do anything. It's difficult .” IfsThinkingWayTryingI CanGuyNamesDifficultCan DoForgetPlanetsDeserveOkayBlindI Can Do ItMidgetToothlessKrypton Author:Stan Lee
“In the short term, it absolutely feels devastating to break a bond of friendship. In the long term, it is the best possible thing. You're actually doing something noble and good if you do it in the right way. You can leave them with, "I wish you the best, but I have to take care of myself." Or you don't have to wish them the best. It's okay if you don't. Maybe they don't deserve the best. That's not up to you to decide. You not wishing someone the best is not going to make anyone's life not the best.” LongCareWishTermBreakDeserveOkayTake CareLong TermShort Term Author:Sara Benincasa
“I’m so sorry that I wasted your time because you really do mean a lot to me and I hope you have a very nice life because I really think you deserve it. I really do. I hope you do, too. Okay, then. Goodbye.” ThinkingMeanNiceDeserveOkaySorryGoodbyeVery NiceI'm So SorryNice Life Book:The Perks of Being a Wallflower YA edition Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower YA edition
“He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?" "I don't think you deserve my company but I feel sorry for you so I'll say yes." "God help me," he said, half under his breath.” ThinkingFeelsSaidHelpingEyeHalfCompanyDeserveOkayBreathsSorryHis EyesHelp MePizzaDeep BreathGod HelpGod Help MeFeel Sorry For You Book:Looking for Alibrandi Source: Looking for Alibrandi