“The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!"” KnowsMomentsFactsRunningFunnyWaitingChanceWatchesFourSeaTelevisionDiscoveryMeetingsOddRunning AwayHelloDid You KnowNipplesOttersTicklish Author:Dave Attell