“Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you'd paid for life's little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe?” LittlesStillsTwoPayAttentionFiveFourConditionsFootballOkayPaidWorthyHeyAcquireWeedSalaryCapsBabeDraconianAston MartinSalary Caps Author:Dennis Miller
“I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.” TwoGuyRoomsNumbersNormalPaidCaughtWeird Things Author:Creed Bratton
“When I was in Birmingham I used to go to a place called Redwood Field. I used to get there for a two o'clock game. Where can you make this kind of money playing sports? It was just a pleasure to go out and enjoy myself and get paid for it.” KindTwoUsedGamesSportsEnjoyPleasureFieldsPaidClockBirminghamRedwoodsPlaying Sports Author:Willie Mays