“Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.” FeelsWritingYearsLongWhiteWalksRoomsPartyTeamBuildingExerciseRegardWineDrinkingFollowingCornersCorporationsBottlesDesksEmbarrassmentTeam BuildingShoutingLong WalksChristmas PartyWhite Wine Author:Will Self
“The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party.” FirstsPartyGroupsWeekCrossesCourtEntertainmentExpectedSupremeBurningOutcomesAmendmentsSupreme CourtFirst AmendmentChristmas Party Author:Tina Fey
“An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."” SaidHumorFunnyPartyBagsPairsInvitedEnglishmenCarolsHolliesIrishmenChristmas PartyKnickersTinselScotsmen Author:Frank Carson
“As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt.” ChildrenGirlSexPartySixEightHaltTroutChristmas PartyMistletoe Author:P. G. Wodehouse
“The concerted effort to minimize Christmas has resulted in it being our national Happy Holiday holiday. The Christmas season is now the holiday season. Christmas parties are now holiday parties. Christmas is a time for giving and receiving presents and in many homes, nothing more. Who is this fellow, Jesus Christ, anyway?” GivingHomeJesusChristPartyEffortJesus ChristSeasonsFellowsHolidayReceivingGiving And ReceivingHoliday SeasonChristmas SeasonChristmas PartyHappy HolidaysMany Homes Author:Lyn Nofziger
“The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.” PartySingingDrinkingCartoonLiquorChristmas Party Author:Joseph Barbera