“I couldn't think of anything worse than going to a fancy dress party. So, if somebody invited me to one, I'd go as the Invisible Man and not turn up.” IfsThinkingMenTurnsPartyDressesInvisibleFancyInvited Author:David Morrissey
“Society is indeed a contract. Subordinate contracts for objects of mere occasional interest may be dissolved at pleasure - but the state ought not to be considered as nothing better than a partnership agreement in a trade of pepper and coffee, calico, or tobacco, or some other such low concern, to be taken up for a little temporary interest, and to be dissolved by the fancy of the parties. It is to be looked on with other reverence, because it is not a partnership in things subservient only to the gross animal existence of a temporary and perishable nature.” MayLittlesStatesInterestPleasureAnimalPartyExistenceTakenObjectsOughtLowsConcernTradeMereEnvironmentalCoffeeFancyAgreementTemporaryContractsReverenceSustainabilityPartnershipGrossOccasionalTobaccoSubordinatesPeppersSubservient Book:Delphi Complete Works of Edmund Burke (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edmund Burke (Illustrated)
“I don't run with anybody's herd. I don't like crowds. I don't like going to fancy places. I don't like the whole nightclub scene. Cocktail parties drive me mad. So I do my job and I stay away from the rest of it.” WholeRunningJobsPartySceneMadCrowdsFancyHerdsCocktailsNightclubsCocktail Parties Author:Johnny Carson
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper
“If you're a prostitute, this is your day: You party, you have customers until four or six in the morning, then you sleep. You wake at noon, watch soaps on TV, take two or three hours to fancy up yourself, and then you start waiting for customers. That's your life. And some days no customers come. There's no party. There's nothing. You sit there and wait. If you're educated you can read books, but in Bangladesh and most other places you watch TV or listen to music or cook.” IfsTwoBookThreeWaitingHoursSleepPartyWatchesMorningFourTvsSixCustomersEducatedCooksFancyListening To MusicSoapNoonBangladesh Author:Michael Glawogger