“My first kiss was with a girlfriend. And it was at a party. I think I was hopeful that that would happen, but I didn't plan it. You know, honestly, I think if there's a little too much planning, it's almost just like self-sabotage. Because then, you want it to go a certain way and it just doesn't. And then you're like, 'Awww, why!?!'” IfsThinkingKnowsWayWantFirstsLittlesSelfHappensCertainPartyToo MuchPlansKissingHonestlyPlanningGirlfriendHopefulFirst KissSabotageSelf SabotageMy First Kiss Author:Tyler Blackburn
“My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.” HumorFunnyNightPartyCoupleDinnerGirlfriendDeafMy GirlfriendDinner PartyGood FunCharades Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I had sort of discovered it by accident as a child or a young adult when you realize you have a special skill that you don't really have any use for you, and you just take it out at parties or to amuse your friends or to annoy your girlfriends.” ThinkingChildrenUseYoungRealizingNaturalPartyRolesSpecialSkillsAdultsYoung AdultAccidentsGirlfriendAnnoyingYour GirlfriendFalsetto Author:John Lloyd Young
“Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.” IfsKnowsBelieveSaidDoneFactsFoundI BelievePartyMessBreathingGirlfriendDescriptionBottlesDisgustingCouchesMy GirlfriendBachelorsGin Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader