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“At the age of eight, John Quincy Adams was made the man of his house while his father, John Adams, was off doing important John Adams things for America. This would be a lot of terrifying responsibility at any time in American history, but it just so happens that, when Adams was eight years old, the *Revolutionary freaking War* was happening right outside his house. He watched the Battle of Bunker Hill from his front porch, according to his diary, worried that he might be 'butchered in cold blood, or taken and carried ... as hostages by any foraging or marauding detachment of British soldiers.' I don't have the diary I kept at age eight, but I think the only things I worried about was whether or not they'd have corndogs in school the next day and if I had the wherewithal and clarity of purpose to collect all of the Pokemon. John Q, on the other hand, guarded his house, mother, and siblings during wartime. This isn't to imply that eight-year-old John Quincy Adams could have beaten eight-year-old you in a fight, but to imply that eight-year-old John Quincy Adams could beat you *as an adult*.”

PresidentHistoryEightFightRevolutionary WarPokemonJohn AdamsJohn Quincy AdamsHumrJohn Qunicy Adams
Book:How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country
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“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas. "Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you." She batted her eyes innocently."But the street merchant gave us a very good deal on those.Walt said they would fit you." Walt raised his hand."Don't blame me,man.I tried to stick up for you." Bes snorted,then did a pretty good imitation of Walt's voice:"At least get the extra-large ones with Pikachu.”

MenSaidHandsEyeFoundVoiceDealsStreetsFitDown AndBlameSticksRaisedVery GoodSatExtrasImitationHer EyesBlanketMerchantsWaltPajamasSadieBlame MePokemonDon't Blame MePikachu
Author:Rick Riordan
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“Another British study discovered that average eight-year-olds were better able to identify characters from the Japanese card trading game Pokemon than native species in the community where they lived: Pikachu, Metapod, and Wigglytuff were names more familiar to them than otter, beetle, and oak tree.”

YearsCharacterAbleGamesNamesCommunityStudyTreeSpeciesAverageEightBritishFamiliarCardsNativeTradingOaksBeetlesOak TreeOttersPokemonPikachu
Book:Last Child in the Woods: Saving our Children from Nature-Deficit Disorder
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