“Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.” LyingPoliticsPoliticianStealingDon't Lie Author:Robert Breault
“Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.” KnowsLyingKnow HowPoliticianStealingAgentsCheatTypicalAmerican Politics Author:Bob Hope
“The politician who steals is worse than a thief. He is a fool. With all the grand opportunities around for the man with a political pull, there's no excuse for stealin' a cent.” MenPoliticalOpportunityHe ManFoolPoliticianExcuseStealingCentsThievesNo Excuses Author:George W. Plunkitt
“Shopping and buying and getting and having comprise the Great American Addiction. No one is immune. When the underclass riots in this country they don't kill policemen and politicians, they steal merchandise. How embarrassing.” CountryPoliticianAddictionStealingBuyingShoppingEmbarrassingPolicemenRiotImmuneGreat AmericanMerchandise Author:George Carlin
“I certainly think one of the really amazing things about Mr. Trump's victory is there's been an immediate - what one of my friends calls a jump-to-the-Trump in Australia. So you've got politicians of all sides looking at this amazing result in America and thinking, I'd like a bit of that. Can I have a bit of that? And so the opposition leader has been talking about immigrants stealing people's jobs. The prime minister has started talking about media elites in exactly the same terms as President-elect Trump.” PeopleThinkingHas BeensJobsAmericaBitsSidesPresidentTermResultsTalkingLeaderMediaTrumpVictoryPoliticianLaughterMy FriendsStealingMinistersOppositionAustraliaImmigrantsPrimeElitesPrime MinisterAmazing ThingsReally Amazing Author:Richard Glover
“You win the modern financial-regulation game by filing the most motions, attending the most hearings, giving the most money to the most politicians and, above all, by keeping at it, day after day, year after fiscal year, until stealing is legal again.” GivingYearsGamesWinningModernPoliticianFinancialHearingStealingRegulationAttendingFilingFinancial Regulation Author:Matt Taibbi