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“Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.”

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Author:Lord Chesterfield

“Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.”

Men Years Earth Funny Powerful Position Despite Most Powerful Reaganomics

Book:The World According to Dave Barry

Source: The World According to Dave Barry

“There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.”

Humor Hands Funny Next Hours Position Couple

Author:Bill Bailey

“I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.”

People Humor Light Funny Groups Position Gay Shirts Rainbow Greedy Supportive

Author:Demetri Martin

“The next time you find yourself in an argument, rather than defend your position, see if you can see the other point of view first.”

Ifs Firsts Funny Next Views Position Argument Stress Witty Point Of View Finding Yourself Next Time

Book:The Don't Sweat the Small Stuff Workbook: Exercises, Questions, and Self-Tests to Help You Keep the Little Things From Taking Over Your Life

Source: The Don't Sweat the Small Stuff Workbook: Exercises, Questions, and Self-Tests to Help You Keep the Little Things From Taking Over Your Life