“Mitt Romney's losing at this point in a big way. If something's going to come out, get it out in a hurry. I do not know why - given that Mr. Romney knew the day that [Sen. John] McCain lost in 2008 that he was going to run for president again - that he didn't get all of this out and tidy up some of his offshore accounts and all the rest.” IfsKnowsWayBigsRunningLostGivenPresidentRepublicanLosingAccountsRomneyMccainTidyOffshore Author:George Will
“I think he intends to run for president... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.” ThinkingCareRunningPresidentOpinionVotersSenatorsMccainHampshireNew Hampshire Author:Pat Toomey
“Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.” PeopleYearsSaidHappensRememberPresidentCoupleSpeechYears AgoVicesCombinationVice PresidentDeliveringMccainPalin Author:David Letterman
“Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to run for president. That title belongs to Victoria Woodhull, who ran for president in 1872. Her running mate was a young, scrappy John McCain.” FirstsRunningYoungPresidentClintonTitlesRanMatesMccainVictoria Author:Conan O'Brien
“President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'” SaidPresidentInternetAccountsWelcomePresident ObamaMccainGrandpa Author:Jimmy Fallon
“They are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven-person panel and it will include Senator John McCain, but the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election. President Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year, you know, the same way it works in the Texas National Guard.” KnowsWayYearsLooksPersonsPresidentFindingsElectionSevenIraqReportsTexasSenatorsPresident BushMccainNational Guard Author:Bill Maher
“President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.” GivingHousePresidentWhiteOpinionWhite HousePresident ObamaEgyptInvitedMccainMummy Author:Bill Maher
“[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.” KnowsWantMeanRunningAmericaPoliticalUsedGuyPresidentWhiteReadyCampaignsVideoThanksAdsMccainEndorsementsPolitical CampaignCampaign Ads Author:Paris Hilton
“It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.” Has BeensPresidentDepthCurrentsShallowPresident BushMccainOne LinerColossalGrinning Author:Jack Cafferty