“I don't intend to spend my morning being lectured to by a president whose failed policies have put our children and grandchildren in a huge burden of debt.” ChildrenPresidentMorningPolicyHugeOur ChildrenBurdenDebtGrandchildrenChildren And Grandchildren Author:Jeff Landry
“Every morning I have been looking at CNN to see if there is any reason for hope. I see a few large and impressive peace protests here and there around the world, but mostly I see empty robot faces monotonously reciting the magic incantations, "We must support the President" and "We must support our troops," both of which mean the killing must continue.” IfsWorldMeanHas BeensReasonFacesPresidentMorningSupportMagicEmptyKillingAround The WorldProtestTroopsEvery MorningRobotsImpressiveHere And ThereCnnOur TroopsRecitingSupport Our Troops Author:Robert Anton Wilson
“I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president. For I know he lives and thinks and works to make sure that for all America and indeed, the growing body of the free world, the morning shall always come.” ThinkingKnowsWorldLittlesBodyAmericaNightPresidentSleepMorningGrowingJohnsonFree World Book:This Time, This Place: My Life in War, the White House, and Hollywood Source: This Time, This Place: My Life in War, the White House, and Hollywood
“This morning President Obama met with Britain's Prince William in the Oval Office. It was a meeting between a symbolic ruler with no real power and the future king of England.” RealPresidentMorningKingsMetsOfficeEnglandMeetingsBritainPresident ObamaRulersSymbolicReal PowerOval Author:Conan O'Brien
“President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if you get the feeling he's repeating himself every half hour, that's where he learned it from.” IfsSaidFeelingsPresidentHoursHalfWatchesMorningLikesPresident ObamaHalf HoursEspn Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Big money tries to purchase its own agenda. Money does too much talking in Washington. Every senator, every representative, even the president awakens each morning with a number in his head that will drive the whole day. The number is the amount of money that must [be] raised that day for his reelection. If he fails, the next day's number will be even higher.” IfsTryingDoeWholeBigsGovernmentNextPoliticsPresidentNumbersTalkingMorningToo MuchFailingAmountHigherRaisedAgendasRepresentativesSenatorsNext DayReelection Author:Patricia Schroeder
“I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.” PeopleLooksBlackPresidentMorningProofBlack PeopleAll Black Author:Paul Mooney
“I work with the president almost on a daily basis. I was with him until 6:30 last night. I'll be with him Thursday morning. We talk every day.” LastsNightPresidentMorningBasesLast NightThursday Author:Dan Quayle
“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.” RunningPresidentMorningHairTrumpFriday Author:Albert Brooks