“Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.” FeelsWritingYearsLongWhiteWalksRoomsPartyTeamBuildingExerciseRegardWineDrinkingFollowingCornersCorporationsBottlesDesksEmbarrassmentTeam BuildingShoutingLong WalksChristmas PartyWhite Wine Author:Will Self
“The pigeons are shitting on George M. Cohan. I shoo them off. They fly up and perch on his hat. Cohan would've never given his regards to Broadway if he saw how dirty they kept his statue in Duffy Square. New Yorkers walk right by. Nobody cares.” IfsCareGivenWalksSawsRegardDirtyHatsSquaresBroadwayStatuesNew YorkersPigeonsNobody Cares Book:The Autograph Hound: A Novel Source: The Autograph Hound: A Novel
“In regard to tenacity of life, no old yellow cat has anything on a prejudice. You may kill it with your own hands, bury it deep, and sit on the grave, and behold! the next day it will walk in at the back door, purring.” MayHandsNextWalksDoorsCatPrejudiceRegardGravesYellowNext DayTenacityBack DoorsPurring Book:In Times Like These Source: In Times Like These
“Nature is a temple, where the living Columns sometimes breathe confusing speech; Man walks within these groves of symbols, each Of which regards him as a kindred thing.” MenSometimesWalksSpeechRegardBreatheSymbolsTemplesConfusingColumnsKindredGrove Book:The Flowers of Evil Source: The Flowers of Evil
“Time does not really exist for mothers, with regard to their children. It does not matter greatly how old the child is-in the blink of an eye, a mother can see the child again as they were when they were born, when they learned how to walk, as they were at any age-at any time, even when the child is fully grown or a parent themselves.” ChildrenDoeMatterEyeAgeMotherParentBornWalksRegardBlinkBlink Of An Eye Author:Diana Gabaldon
“After the events of last week, I'm appalled at the standard Australia seems to be willing to accept in regards to its own behaviour and the behaviour of our leaders. Accuse me of playing the gender card all you like, but I will not walk past it any more. You might consider joining me.” SeemsMightLastsPastLeadershipWalksLeaderAcceptingWeekEventsWillingStandardsRegardGenderCardsAustraliaBehaviourJoining Author:Clementine Ford