“Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!” IfsRepublicanMarkCliffsLemmings Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“The national debate on health-care reform wildly misses the mark, with Democrats and Republicans alike arguing about who's going to pay rather than about what would actually make people healthy.” PeopleCarePayMissingHealthyRepublicanMarkDemocratArguingDebateReformHealth CareHealth Care Reform Author:T. Colin Campbell
“To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.” RepublicanMarkRomneyFunny PoliticalNominating Author:Andy Borowitz
“The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too.” StoriesPowerfulFrontsRepublicanNewsPagesMarkNuclearBombsThank GodWeekendGood NewsNorth KoreaKoreanNuclear BombNorth Korean Author:Jay Leno