“Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.” IfsThinkingGuySpeakRight NowBedLifelongMoronThinking About You Author:Dane Cook
“I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'” ThinkingKnowsWantDifferentBodyLightBeautifulTurnsPerfectRight NowBedCuteDifferent ThingsShyAmyMy BoyfriendBeautiful Body Author:Amy Schumer
“The way to a beautiful, strong, healthy body is to start by trusting yourself right now. Let go of the struggle and surrender to your body's needs. Your intuition will tell you what to eat. It may direct you to exercise vigorously, in which case you'll enjoy it, or it may tell you to slow down and rest. It may tell you to stay in bed all day, or it may tell you to get up early. There are no rigid rules. Your body knows perfectly well what's good for it.” KnowsWayNeedsWellsMayBodyBeautifulStrongEnjoyCasesStruggleExerciseHealthyRight NowBedLetting GoDirectDown AndIntuitionYour BodySurrenderGet UpSlow DownUp EarlyHealthy Body Book:Living in the Light: A Guide to Personal and Planetary Transformation Source: Living in the Light: A Guide to Personal and Planetary Transformation
“Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.” StruggleRight NowBedStartingPanic Author:Demetri Martin
“The destination you think is going to make you happy, doesn't. I always find myself thinking, "I'm getting ready right now, but when I get to the party it's going to be great!" Once at the party, I find myself going, "Man, can't wait to get in bed tonight. I'm pooped." It's like that with my career, too.” ThinkingMenWaitingPartyCareersReadyRight NowBedTonightDestinationMake You Happy Author:Eric Lange
“Tal told me he loved me, and told me and told me, but you don't tell someone that and then tell them they're not experienced enough in bed and should read a book or something to learn, or they should try wearing deep-red lipstick and tight skirts to look hot like their best friend once in a while. If Tal hadn't lied to me when he said he loved me, I might not be without a future right now, a sucker who was so chickenshit she allowed herself to believe a false dream from a false god. I'm not sure I ever even liked Tal, much less loved him.” IfsShouldTryingBelieveLooksSaidBookEnoughDreamMightRight NowBedRedHotNot SureLiedSkirtsLipstickSuckerFalse GodsRed LipstickLied To Me Author:Rachel Cohn
“Go back to bed', said the omniscient interior voice, because you don't need to know the final answer right now, at three o'clock in the morning on the Thursday in November. 'Go back to bed', because I love you. 'Go back to bed', beacause the only thing you need to do for now is get some rest and take good care of yourself until you do know the answer.” KnowsNeedsSaidCareThreeVoiceAnswersMorningLove YouRight NowBedFinalsClockInteriorsNovemberThursdayOmniscient Author:Elizabeth Gilbert