“If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.” IfsMenFunnyHappinessAliveRight NowWittyIf I CouldOxymoronHappiest ManFunny Oxymoron Author:Samuel Goldwyn
“There are people I'm drawn to that you just can't do a tiny, no-budget movie with. I would like to pursue some of that stuff, to see if I could do a movie with some of those people. And I don't really write scripts myself, but if I read a script I thought was really great, I would totally be up for doing a more traditional movie. It's just that I don't exist in that world. right now.” PeopleIfsWorldWritingStuffRight NowScriptsTinyTraditionalPursueBudgetsIf I CouldReally Great Author:Joe Swanberg
“If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?"” IfsKnowsDoeWould BeAsksRight NowDevilLaysIf I CouldDo You KnowPrada Author:Jay Leno
“I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.” IfsKnowsWantYearsStillsMotivationalKidsDogReadyMomRight NowHandleIf I CouldSomedayNot Ready Author:Avril Lavigne
“If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.” IfsKindHardInvolvedRight NowPropertyIf I CouldMotivatedTiedScreenplays Author:Al Yankovic