“People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl.” PeopleFeelsDesireGirlSexFrontsRight NowPants Author:Zac Hanson
“You have no idea, especially in green screen, what movie you're doing. You really don't. And then, you see the movie and you're like, "Oh, my god, I'm on a cliff right now! I'm having sex right now! I thought I was dancing."” IdeasSexRight NowGreenDancingScreensNo IdeaCliffsDoing YouHaving Sex Author:Josh Brolin
“Sexuality is important, but it's certainly not the most interesting or important thing happening to you right now. We live in a world that tells us that there are only two important things. One is the acquisition of goods and the other is either the acquisition or avoidance of sex, but it turns out that the question of who's a virgin and who's a virgout is not the most interesting question.” WorldTwoImportantTurnsSexInterestingRight NowHappeningsImportant ThingsSexualityThings HappenGoodsVirginsMost InterestingAcquisitionAvoidance Author:John Green
“If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person."” IfsHumansPersonsLongTwoEnoughEarthFunnyFoundSexWalksComedyMinutesPlanetsRight NowTrafficMonkeysPlanet Earth Author:Louis C. K.
“I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.” ThinkingBodyMightSexRight NowPhonesExcitedPassingPassingsCellsCell PhonePassing Through Author:David Henry
“The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.” IfsMenWorldBelieveWholeLyingSexPresidentPowerfulAcceptingTvsRight NowSittingSticksIdiotMost PowerfulReceivingApologizingPowerful Man Author:Wanda Sykes
“Right now in Oregon anybody can open a saloon, and hire people to come in and have sex in front of their patrons.” PeopleSexFrontsRight NowPatronOregonSaloons Author:Bill O'Reilly
“If I'm fighting for the possibility of having a kind of desire and possibility, that right now is not too likely, it gives me a different kind of engagement with the future, than if I say, "sex doesn't matter; it's private."” IfsGivingKindDifferentMatterDesireFightingSexPossibilityRight NowGive MeEngagementDifferent Kinds Author:Amber Hollibaugh
“My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.” PeopleWantPersonsGirlSexSleepCitiesTalkingPositionChangedMomRight NowDatingMy MomJust OneKill MeSex And The CityMonogamous Relationship Author:Lindsay Lohan