“Since declaring that she would not serve in a second Obama administration, Clinton has dismissed suggestions that she will run in 2016.” RunningClintonAdministrationSuggestionsDeclaring Author:Ron Fournier
“In fact, I think that Governor Clinton, when he was running, and President Clinton, when he was serving, actually governed with a wide range of advisors and a perspective that blended the best of ideas from the center and the left.” ThinkingIdeasFactsRunningLeftPresidentPerspectiveClintonWideRangeServingGovernorsAdvisorsPresident Clinton Author:John Podesta
“Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056.” RunningGirlBabyBirthClintonDenyWeekendCongratulationsChelseaBaby Girl Author:David Letterman
“I really am tired of all the Clinton Democrats running around getting all-sanctimonious over Iraq. It was them who killed 1.5 to 2.2 million Iraqis through sanctions. Sanctions that Madeline Albright, their illustrious Secretary of State, when confronted with the fact of 500,000 dead Iraqi children, said it was a price she was willing to pay.” ChildrenSaidStatesFactsRunningPayMillionsWillingTiredClintonDemocratIraqSecretarySanctionsSanctimoniousMadeline Author:Scott Ritter
“Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, 'That locks down the Hispanic vote.'” WaySaidRunningPresidentVoteClintonYesterdayBowlsLocksChipsOhioHispanicSalsaBurritosChipotleChips And Salsa Author:Conan O'Brien
“Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to run for president. That title belongs to Victoria Woodhull, who ran for president in 1872. Her running mate was a young, scrappy John McCain.” FirstsRunningYoungPresidentClintonTitlesRanMatesMccainVictoria Author:Conan O'Brien
“Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.” WellsRunningPresidentWifeFineProgramBillsClintonFormerTonightRight PlaceLimelightPresident Bill Clinton Author:David Letterman
“Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.” RunningPresidentPromiseClintonWarmLike Me Author:David Letterman
“Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger so far. Or as Hillary put it, 'Oooo, appetizers!'” RunningPresidentTomorrowDemocraticClintonExpectedSenatorsVermontAppetizers Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.” MayRunningTodayNextPresidentInternetElectionClintonPresidentialRehabPresidential Election Author:Craig Ferguson
“Fish have got to swim. Birds have got to fly, and Clintons have to run for office. It's what they do. It's a metabolic urge. That's all they've done their entire life is borrow money from rich people to seek public office.” PeopleDoneRunningLife IsRichOfficeBirdClintonFishesUrgesSwimRich PeoplePublic Office Author:George Will