“How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it into the damn ground. If I was running the whole nation? I would have free Netflix movies for everyone.” IfsWellsStatesDoneWholeRunningNationsCaliforniaDamnSchwarzeneggerNetflix Author:Cassandra Peterson
“One thing that has become clear over the last several days is that we no longer have 135 choices to make. It's really one choice likely to emerge from question number two, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that leaves the voters with a clear choice. They can retain Gray Davis as governor, or they can elect Arnold Schwarzenegger and his crew from Pete Wilson to run the governor's office.” TwoRunningLastsChoicesNumbersClearOne ThingOfficeVotersGrayGovernorsCrewWilsonSchwarzenegger Author:Gray Davis
“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II” RunningVoteCopGovernorsSlogansKindergartenSchwarzeneggerVote For Me Author:Craig Kilborn
“I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV studio for a debate about his long-time working friendship with the powerful Bush family from Texas and how it might affect the next Bush presidency when The Terminator seizes power in Sacramento and tries to hand over the state's 54 electoral votes by election day in 2004. That is the basic plan behind Schwarzenegger running. He doesn't want to be Governor, he just wants the electoral votes to go to Bush this time.” WayWantTryingLongStatesDreamHandsMightRunningLastsNightNextPowerfulBehindsPlansTvsLong TimeVoteElectionStudiosDebateHorribleTexasGovernorsPresidencyLast NightMikeElection DayTysonSchwarzeneggerSacramento Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.” CountryStatesRunningNewsYesterdayCaliforniaGovernorsFloridaGood NewsResidentsAnnouncementsSchwarzenegger Author:Conan O'Brien
“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.” IfsKnowsShouldMeanRunningLastsNightSecretProgramGovernorsStaffShockedLast NightCiaSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he better get on the ballot, because you don't want a write-in with a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because people will go - 'Schwarz, schwarz, oh Davis is easier.'” PeopleIfsWantWritingLooksDoeStillsRunningNamesRaceEasierBallotsSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.” KnowsWayShouldDoeProblemWould BeRunningBornGrayBeesGovernorsBack In TimeSchwarzeneggerGo Back In TimeSacramento Author:Jay Leno
“There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWellsMeanRunningSmartElectionMexicoGovernorsVisitingSchwarzeneggerCampaigningElection Time Author:Jay Leno