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“I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic; which I bet would really piss Plato off, that for all his thinking and chatting his name has become an adjective for describing sexless trysts.”

Philosophy Plato Platonic Russell Brand

Book:My Booky Wook

Source: My Booky Wook

“I’ve always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don’t mind. Russell Brand has one, too.”

Humor Funny Masculinity Manly Russell Brand

Book:Rites

Source: Rites

“Page 3 is a crazy concept whereby for no discernable reason, a national newspaper prints a photograph of a young woman showing her tits. I'd object but I'm too enamoured with the boobs...”

Messiah Complex Russell Brand My Booky Wook

Book:My Booky Wook

Source: My Booky Wook

“The police force in America pledge to “protect and serve.” That would actually be dandy if it were happening. Bill Hicks used to joke that he’d like to hijack a typically unpunctual plane and force it to go to its scheduled destination on time.”

Police Russell Brand Bill Hicks

Author:Russell Brand