“The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.” SaidKidsLawMotherGuyGivenWifeLove YouOne DayMy WifeComplimentAirportsIn-lawsFamily LoveMother In LawKids LoveWives Love Author:Lionel Richie
“Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.” MenSaidLawMotherHe ManDiedExpensesFuneralIn-lawsMother In LawDrawbacks Author:St. Jerome
“Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy. For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.” PeopleKnowsMaySaidLawMotherGuyEnemyOkaySakeCarefulBarackBe CarefulThis GuyIn-lawsTalibanNegotiatingMother In Law Author:David Letterman
“The circumstance that any man could suppose that Matthew when he said, 'Jacob begat Joseph,' or Luke, when he said, 'Joseph was the son of Heli' could refer to the wife of the one, or the daughter-in-law of the other, shows to what desperate stratagems polemical orthodoxy will resort in order to defend an untenable position.” MenSaidShowsLawOrderWifeAtheismPositionSonCircumstancesDaughterPositive AtheismDesperateResortsOrthodoxyIn-lawsLukeJacobMatthewStratagemDaughter In Law Book:The creed of Christendom: its foundations and superstructure Source: The creed of Christendom: its foundations and superstructure