“Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ... Obama is also the first Democrat to receive more than 50 percent of the vote since Jimmy Carter, the first senator to be elected since Jack Kennedy, the first Muslim to be ... I said too much.” FirstsMaySaidStatesLastsAmericaNightBlackPresidentUnitedUnited StatesToo MuchHeardPercentVoteDemocratBarackSenatorsUnited States Of AmericaHistoricLast NightJimmyCarterJack Kennedy Author:Jon Stewart
“For years I kept a sign on my desk that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday. It simply said, 'yesterday ended last night.' It reminded me that no matter how badly I might have failed in the past, it's done, and today is a new day.” YearsSaidMatterDoneMightMotivationalTodayLastsPastNightPerspectiveYesterdayDesksLast NightNew DayToday Is A New DaySimply Said Author:John C. Maxwell
“I actually go to the gym much more now than I did when I was on Buffy. I like to stay fit, because that's when I feel really healthy. But I never worked out for any kind of image. People have said to me, 'Do you starve yourself before photo shoots?' And I always say, 'No way.! That's what airbrushing is for. I had french fries last night.'” PeopleWayFeelsKindSaidLastsNightFitHealthyGymLast NightFriesPhoto ShootsFrench FriesAirbrushing Author:Sarah Michelle Gellar
“Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out, Packing up our bags, maybe heading south. I'm thirty-five, we got a boy of our own now. Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said, "Son, take a good look around, This is your hometown.” LooksSaidLastsNightBehindsTalkingBoysFiveSonBedSouthThirtySatWheelsBagsLooking GoodLast NightHeadingsKateHometownPackingPacking Up Author:Bruce Springsteen
“Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what he was planning to do next, he said, 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'” YearsSaidStillsTwoLastsNightNextLostRepublicanPlanningBrownTwo YearsSenateSenatorsLast NightMayorsTorontoMassachusettsHampshireNew Hampshire Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that. I told him I'd think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.” ThinkingShouldSaidSchoolLastsFilmFormNightSawsBasketballHigh SchoolDecidedYeahPopsLast NightWadeFree ThrowD Wade Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.” SaidLastsRememberNightBasketballLast NightFlakes Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.'” KnowsDoeSaidIdeasLastsNightTalkingIssuesNo IdeaInterviewsLast NightRomneyFlipFlopping Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.” KnowsKindSaidShowsTodayLastsNightTurnsHurtOne ThingAll KindsOpponentsTomsDirtLast NightSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno