“John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.” SaidStillsForcePartyCarRepublicanRepublican PartyMccainPalinMailboxes Author:David Letterman
“Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the one who pulled the plug on the McCain campaign.'” SaidBigsPiecesStreetsWallCampaignsJournalMccainPalinPlugsWall Street Journal Author:David Letterman
“Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.” PeopleYearsSaidHappensRememberPresidentCoupleSpeechYears AgoVicesCombinationVice PresidentDeliveringMccainPalin Author:David Letterman
“Is it not a rather fantastic historical irony that the torture techniques that the North Vietnamese used against McCain that forced him to offer a videotaped false confession are now the techniques the Bush administration is using to gain "intelligence" about terror networks. How is it possible to know that everything John McCain once said on videotape for the enemy was false, because it was coerced, and yet assert that everything we torture out of terror suspects using exactly the same techniques is true?” KnowsSaidUsedEnemyOffersGainsHistoricalTerrorTechniqueAdministrationFantasticIronyTortureSuspectsConfessionMccainVietnamese Author:Andrew Sullivan
“President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'” SaidPresidentInternetAccountsWelcomePresident ObamaMccainGrandpa Author:Jimmy Fallon
“John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that he's still healthy and ready to go. Then people around McCain said, 'Why is he talking to that mannequin?'” PeopleBelieveSaidStillsRunningTermTalkingReadyHealthyCriticsSenateMccain Author:Jimmy Fallon
“This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to that post on Instagram. Then John McCain said 'You two are hilarious' by telegraph.” SaidTwoBookReadingWeekBillsClintonPostsInstagramMccainNew BooksTelegraph Author:Jimmy Fallon