“I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?” ChildrenSaidHandsFamilyTheoryKissingStrikesSundayPsychologistSlapMy BirthdayMeasles Author:Erma Bombeck
“Obama has been saying for years now - he said it again on Sunday - that climate change is the biggest threat facing the planet, all the while he knew that Iran is just a couple months away from a nuclear bomb.” YearsHas BeensSaidPlanetsMonthsCoupleThreatClimateClimate ChangeNuclearBombsSundayIranNuclear Bomb Author:Rush Limbaugh
“The Oscars are this Sunday. Host Neil Patrick Harris said he hopes the broadcast will include a 'Kanye moment.' Unfortunately a Kanye moment may not be possible because that would require a black person to be at the Oscars.” MayPersonsSaidMomentsBlackSundayHostOscarsBlack Person Author:Conan O'Brien
“During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter.” SaidPresidentHoursSpeechVoteCrowdsFixedSundayPresident Obama Author:Jimmy Fallon
“I asked my priest if it was a sin to play golf on Sunday. And he said, "It's a sin for you to play anytime."” IfsSaidPlaySinGolfSundayPriests Author:Nick Saban