“If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.” IfsMenHumorFunnyThreeSeriousTypeDinnerSaladLettuce Author:Rita Rudner
“I am convinced that America can be turned around if we will all get serious about the Master's business. It may be late, but it is never too late to do what is right. We need an old-fashioned, God-honoring, Christ-exalting revival to turn American back to God. America can be saved!” IfsNeedsMayHumorAmericaTurnsChristReligiousSeriousMastersLateConvincedSavedToo LateOld FashionedRevivalNever Too Late Author:Jerry Falwell
“I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.” IdeasHumorFunnySeriousNo IdeaFarceSerious Business Book:CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE Source: CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE
“A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"” KnowsMenFeelsI CanHumorFunnySeriousArmsDoctorsRoundsLegsAccidentsHospitals Author:Tommy Cooper
“We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.” KnowsFeelsLittlesStillsHumorFunnyFoundParentSeriousBrotherEatingCaughtTinyBagsFuneralAirlinePeanutsAllergiesLittle BrotherMy Little Brother Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike... dances with wildlife.” KnowsTwoHumorFunnyEnjoyOpinionFiveMagicSeriousDrinkDancingTricksBiographiesMikeWildlifeMagic Tricks Author:Mike Birbiglia
“It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.” ThinkingProblemHumorHappensFunnyRememberNightReligionSeriousWake UpPope Author:Pope John XXIII
“Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.” WorldFeelsHumorEconomyGreatnessSeriousAriseHeightFacultyNobilityAfterthought Author:Oscar W. Firkins