“It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an incident involving some combination of sex, drugs, drink, violence and the constabulary. But modern footballers have a lot of both money and disposable time, a combination that has proved a recipe for personal disaster throughout history. And these incidents take place generally round night clubs rather than football clubs. The average Premiership player who turned up for work drunk would have a career-expectancy measurable in minutes.” HappensNightSexCareersPlayerViolenceModernMinutesFootballDrinkDrugRoundsAverageClubsComplainingDisasterDrunkSoccerCombinationAnalysisExcessRecipesIncidentsInvolvingFootballerDisposableColumnistsExpectancyFootball ClubsNight ClubSex Drugs Author:Matthew Engel
“No matter how entrenched in the imagination of the average Christian the image of a male God might be, theological tradition has never assigned sex to God.” MatterGodMightChristianSexImaginationTraditionMalesAverageTheological Author:Sandra Marie Schneiders
“Without seeing any reason to believe that women are, on the average, so strong physically, intellectually, or morally, as men, I cannot shut my eyes to the fact that many women are much better endowed in all these respects than many men, and I am at a loss to understand on what grounds of justice or public policy a career which is open to the weakest and most foolish of the male sex should be forcibly closed to women of vigor and capacity.” MenShouldBelieveReasonFactsEyeStrongSexWomenJusticeLossCareersSeeingPolicyCapacityMalesAverageEqualityFoolishVigorPublic Policy Author:Thomas Huxley
“A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.” MenMindUsedNextSexCarAverageNext TimeSurveysAverage ManUsed Car Author:Jay Leno