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“I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.” WaySexCasesRegretWittyLibertarianIntimacyCommercePowerlessFbiI RegretHaving SexKinkyFunny SexInterstate Author:J. Edgar Hoover
“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” ShouldEarthSexTaughtAwfulTexasFilthyOne You LoveSomeone You LoveFunny SexFunny ReligiousSex And LoveReligious HumorSex Love Author:Butch Hancock
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