“I love that 'Much Ado About Nothing,' passionate, smart fighting. I love fighting with guys, and that's something that I don't get to see: arguing at a high level with a member of the opposite sex. That didn't really happen that much on 'The Office.' I just like that 'Moonlighting,' Benedick-Beatrice type of thing.” HappensGuyFightingSexLevelsTypeMembersOfficeSmartOppositesPassionateArguingHigh LevelBenedick Author:Mindy Kaling
“If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.” IfsKnowsGuyFunSex Author:Rachel Perry
“When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.” WritingDoeGuySexWomenFeminismSceneCamerasDeviantsObjectifying Author:Whitney Cummings
“I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door open on Sex and the City or be the guy people meow at in Super Troopers. It's great for self esteem.” PeopleSelfSeemsGuySexCitiesDoorsSelf EsteemChosenEsteemBathroomBeardFlatteringCombsSex And The City Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I was like, I don't know if I can hold that promise [to wait until marriage to have sex] because this guy at camp is really cute. Sex wasn't talked about in my home, but I was a very curious young girl.” IfsKnowsI CanHomeYoungGuyGirlSexWaitingPromiseCuriousCuteCampsThis GuyReally Cute Author:Katy Perry
“My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.” ProblemWantedFacesGuyNextSexTeacherPaperThanksGradesNutsPapersJuniorsJunior HighEnglish TeacherErasersSemester Author:Eminem
“One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends who do that. But I just really have to be into someone. If not, what's the purpose?” IfsShowsPurposeGuySexCan DoTalkingGirlfriendWithout LoveSex Without Love Author:Britney Spears
“I'm definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I'm able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it's a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.” IfsKnowsWantTryingLooksAbleNightGuySexFiveMinutesFiguresConversationWasteFasterWasting TimeFive MinutesAll Night Author:Tyrese Gibson
“Plenty of guys are good at sex, but conversation, now there's an art.” MenArtGuySexConversationPlenty Book:A Trouble of Fools Source: A Trouble of Fools
“We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I've always believed that what's unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.” ShouldGuyHateSexDefinitionsAlways BelieveOne Woman Author:Candace Bushnell
“Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor, which I am. But I thought I'd be a very serious sort of Shakespearean guy going from town to town having sex with various Juliets all over the country.” ThinkingCountryGuyActorsSexSeriousGrewGrew UpExpectationsTownsVariousJulietHaving Sex Author:Michael Ian Black
“I look in the mirror and I don't see a sex symbol. I just see a guy who looks like he's been beaten with a baseball bat. I mean, is this the face of a sex symbol? They say that because I work in the movies.” LooksMeanFacesGuySexBaseballMirrorsSymbolsBatsBeatenSex Symbol Author:Javier Bardem
“People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning.” PeopleKnowsMadeStoriesGuySexCommunityWhiteMorningPrisonClockEvery MorningMurdererInventingToastsHorrificOffendersCommunity ServiceWhite GuysSex OffendersArsonistsInventing Stories Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“I think guys are more emotional. Men are supposed to be the strong ones, they have pressure on them to be strong, but when it comes to sex men are much more emotional than women.” ThinkingMenGuyStrongSexEmotionalPressureSupposed To BeX Men Author:Patti Smith
“I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!” ShowsHumorFunnyGuyGamesSexBedFairsPickyFair Game Author:Chelsea Handler
“I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning.” IfsThinkingWayYearsPersonsStillsHumorFunnyUsedSpiritGuyWinningSexMillionsWifeHappenedMiracleMathematicsSevenCancerMy WifeMathUsed To BeJealousScrewsSeven YearsPlagueOther GuysBeing JealousNot Jealous Author:Marc Maron
“My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'” GivingHumorFunnyGuyFatherSexRoomsKissingGive MeAdam Author:Adam Ferrara
“Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.” NeedsImportantStoriesHumorFunnyGuySex Author:Adam Ferrara
“The anger that appears to be building up between the sexes becomes more virulent with every day that passes. And far from women taking the blame... the fact is that men are invariably portrayed as the bad guys. Being a good man is like being a good Nazi.” MenFactsGuySexBuildingAngerBlameGood ManNaziBad GuysBuilding Up Author:Dave Thomas
“In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.” IfsMenHumansSaidLyingGuyStrongSexHotYesterdayPostsRobotsPreferenceMen WomenLying MenMen Bashing Author:Scott Adams
“The point of the first one was that it was about guys being lured by sex and the stereotypes... I always say it's like a horror version of Borat. Borat's not an accurate depiction of Khazakstan, it's an accurate depiction of America. That's what Hostel is.” FirstsAmericaGuySexHorrorVersionsAccurateStereotypeDepiction Author:Eli Roth
“I haven't had sex in two and a half years. A guy I met in San Francisco gave me a sympathy blow job. It didn't really work. I said, "You're just doing this 'cause you feel sorry for me." We stopped in the middle.” FeelsYearsSaidTwoJobsGuySexCausesHalfMiddleHavensMetsSorryBlowSan FranciscoHalf A YearBlow Job Author:Kevin Sessums
“I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's all that, but the media does. I mean, the coverage after, that I was watching, from MSNBC, I mean these guys were ready to have sex with him.It's embarrassing.” ThinkingMeanDoeProblemGuySexToo MuchMediaReadyEmbarrassingCoverage Author:Bill Maher
“What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women.” MadeGuyThreeSexLove IsI've LearnedConsiderationIngredientsSpontaneity Author:Damien Lemon
“I want to be the first guy to help people accept everybody for who they are. I'm talking about colors, religions, sex, everybody. My music is for everybody, it's not just for one kind of group.” PeopleWantFirstsKindHelpingGuySexTalkingAcceptingGroupsColorMusic Is Author:ASAP Rocky
“I think scandal probably attracted more American attention to Formula 1 than anything else in American news in decades. And that`s because it was a sex scandal, a particularly lurid sex scandal involving this guy Max Mosley.” ThinkingGuySexAttentionNewsDecadesFormulasThis GuyScandalMaxInvolvingFormula 1 Author:Rachel Maddow