“Feminism is the result of a few ignorant and literal-minded women letting the cat out of the bag about which is the superior sex. Once women made it public that they could do things better than men, they were, of course, forced to do them.” MenMadeCoursesSexResultsFeminismCatIgnorantSuperiorsMade ItBagsLiteral Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd get to my bed and there'd be someone in there with whom I was supposed to have an activity is horrifying to me.” IdeasSexDogMomActivityBedCatNineSharksBunniesLizardsWorking Mom Author:Paula Poundstone
“I am over-run, jungled in my bed, I am infested with a menagerie of desires: my heart is eaten by a dove, a cat scrambles in the cave of my sex, hounds in my bed obey a whipmaster who cries nothing but havoc as the hours test my endurance with an accumulation of tortures. Who, if I cried, would hear me among the angelic orders?” IfsHeartRunningDesireOrderSexHoursCryMy HeartBedCatTestsSensualityTortureEnduranceCriedCavesAccumulationDoveAngelicHoundsHavocMenagerie Author:Elizabeth Smart
“The sexes deceive themselves about one another: the reason being that at bottom they honor and love only themselves (or their ownideal, to express it more agreeably). Thus man wants woman to be peaceable--but woman is essentially, like the cat, not peaceable, however well she may have trained herself to assume the appearance of peace.” MenWantWellsMayReasonSexHonorMen And WomenCatAnd LoveAssumingBottomAppearanceDeceiving Author:Friedrich Nietzsche
“If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?” IfsMenNightSexSleepPleasureMen And WomenCatLondoners Book:After Many a Summer Dies the Swan Source: After Many a Summer Dies the Swan